Clam Man
An absurd, strange, and hilarious underwater adventure featuring office work, the duck of truth, nasty drinks, and the horrifying reality of mayonnaise crime.
Steam estimates, not reported sales. Net is after modeled deductions; gross is before them. Est. lifetime gross (USD): $61.4K. Estimate date: 2026-03-11. Confidence: 66% · Net revenue range: $23.9K – $48K. Confidence is a model quality score, not a probability of success.
Game Details
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7, 8 or 10
- Processor: 1.8Ghz and upwards to infinity and beyond (but yeah make sure it's a processor with SSE2 instruction set support)
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Most integrated graphics chips work fine (as long as you dont dip them in ranch haha get it because chip)
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1500 MB available space
- Sound Card: One that can make underwater sounds, or not. You don't really need one. It's cool.
- Additional Notes: If you regularly play games on your PC, Clam Man should run just fine
Recommended
- OS: Windows 14
- Processor: A cool-looking one that's also really really fast and goes vroom vroom
- Memory: 32 GB RAM
- Graphics: Like 1000 graphics
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1500 MB available space
- Sound Card: A plugged in semi-acoustic guitar for that authentic clam sound
- Additional Notes: We don't know if Clam Man runs on computers from the future
Additional Information
Don't steal the Clam Man. This is super important. Don't say you made the Clam Man. He made himself. He's a self-made man. A clam man. Don't pirate the Clam Man. Pirates are generally mammals, and live on the surface or the top layers of the sea. Clam Man lives at the bottom. Hence, it makes sense that pirating Clam Man is not cool. Make sure to tell your friends about the Clam Man. He will shower you in praises and gifts if you do so. (This may or may not be true. SPOILER ALERT: It's not.) Be cool and don't be uncool. So many probelms could be fixed if people would just follow that simple rule. Problems like people misspelling the word "problem." Many other probelms, too. Like war and fighting. Do not in any circumstance cover your body in mayonnaise. Clam Man is copyrighted. Thought this was all laughs and jokes huh? Well the joke's on you, son. If that is what you thought. Otherwise, sorry if that sounded rude.