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Earth Must Die

Earth Must Die

by Size Five Games·Published by No More Robots
Jan 27, 2026

These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them dead.

AdventureRPG
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Est. lifetime net revenue (USD)$87.4K
Est. lifetime units sold11.3K
Current CCU—
Review Score90.24% Very Positive

Steam estimates, not reported sales. Net is after modeled deductions; gross is before them. Est. lifetime gross (USD): $149.2K. Estimate date: 2026-04-03. Confidence: 76% · Net revenue range: $61.5K – $113.3K. Confidence is a model quality score, not a probability of success.

Game Details

Tags
AdventureRPG
Controller Support
full
Achievements
15 Achievements
Languages

French, German, Simplified Chinese, English**languages with full audio support

Content Descriptors
There is a puzzle that takes place in an alien adult bookshop, and an alien orgy depicted as a gyrating lump on the floor.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel i5
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia 1050