Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

by Strange Scaffold·Published by Frosty Pop

Jan 29, 2026

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

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In this game, you will follow readouts of the simulated futures of alien babies and "watch" as they commit war crimes, get addicted to recreational drugs, become cannibals, find love, put down their favorite pets, acquire corporations, get used for medical experiments, become intergalactic stars, get hunted by the rich for sport, blow up toxic sludge pipelines, commit suicide, win the lottery, and many, many other things in-between. You will buy, sell, and short stocks based off of these events. You will likely become very angry at least once when a baby who you are financially incentivized to watch crash and burn pulls their life together. And that's okay. If you feel uncomfortable at any point while playing, please take a break from playing and speak to someone you trust.